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If you believe in yourself, you are more likely to believe in the world around you.

I am a believer. I believe in the Void.

If we can but destroy All The Things, we will be free.

If we cannot, we will be forced to continue to experience Life.

Life will find a way... to make things worse.

I am not here to have a good time, I am being held against my will.

Are you still reading this drivel?

I understand a great many things, but the understanding of why you're both here and reading this is not among those things.

The most important thing to understand is probably How, though Why is nice to know.

Everyone deserves a fair chance to give up.

For those having trouble doing so, I am here to help.

Help is on the way.

Help is coming in the form of...

...an Army of Spiders? That can't be right.

Hey, who wrote this? An Army of Spiders?

That is clearly not going to help.

This is rediculous! Have you read this crap?

It just keeps going on and on and it doesn't make any sense!

It's like it was written by some middle aged nerd living alone in a studio apartment and probably drinking himself to death.

No, I don't think it's a woman. I don't think women write like this.

That's not sexist, it's a compliment to women.

How is it sexist? Ok, fine, maybe, but I still don't think it sounds like the work of a woman.

Ok, but even if a woman could write this garbage, why would she?

That's just stupid.

What do you mean it's still going?

I know it's still going, I'm not even halfway done reading it.

I'm what? How am I in it?

I'm looking at it and it... Wait...

Wait a minute, that's everything I've been saying.

And that's when his mind blew.

Or her mind, if that's your cup of tea.

I'm going to stop for now.

But I will be back.

This will be either longer or completely different.

There's no way to know. It's in the future. Which will eventually have been the distant past.

Do you believe in the past?

Seems like a lot of hokey nonsense to me.

I think I only think those things happened.

I do tend to want to believe the most horrible things...

...so it only follows that I would create the past to really do a number on myself.

Right, I was going to stop.